• An Echolls Family Christmas Images

 • An Echolls Family Christmas

When Weevil's poker winnings go missing after a game at Logan's place, Veronica questions each player to piece together the events and catch the thief.

Meanwhile, on the eve of the Echolls' annual Christmas party extravaganza, Keith is hired by Lynn Echolls to track down one of her husband Aaron's potential stalkers.

 • Guest Stars

Aaron Echolls (Harry Hamlin)
Lynn Echolls (Lisa Rinna)
Sean Friedrich (Kevin Sheridan)
Monica Hadwin (Emmanuelle Vaugier)
Celeste Kane (Lisa Thornhill)
Jake Kane (Kyle Secor)
Connor Larkin (Travis Schuldt)
Felix Toombs (Brad Bufanda)

 • Quotes

Veronica: What was I thinking? Christmas in Neptune is, was and always will be, about the trappings: the lights and the tinsel they use to cover up the sordidness, the corruption. No, Veronica, there is no Santa Claus.

Veronica: I would be such a great rich person. I'd be the perfect combination of frivolous and sensible. Money is so wasted on the wealthy.

Sean: This is the worst game of strip poker ever.

Veronica: Someone stole your laptop?
Duncan: There was this poker game at Logan's last night. Weevil won five grand and someone stole the money. This is his way of collecting.
Veronica: You lie down with dogs, you're gonna get fleas.
Duncan: I didn't invite him.
Veronica: I wasn't talking about Weevil.

Veronica: Hey. [tilts head]
Weevil: See, there you go with that head tilt thing. You know, you think you're all bad-ass, but whenever you need something, it's all [tilts head] "Hey."
Veronica: Just be glad I don't flip my hair. I'd own you.

Veronica: I love the smell of testosterone in the morning.

Logan: So unless his Pavlovian response to a downloaded ring tone is to urinate, then he was up to something. Or his bladder's as small as his brain.

Veronica: Look at you, all helpful.
Logan: Hey, your peskiness being unleashed on Connor brings me joy. Annoy, tiny blonde one. Annoy like the wind!

Veronica: I don't know if Connor's smile is worth a million but his six-pack abs should be worth double that. Damn. I repeat. Damn!

Logan: Do you even know how to play poker?
Veronica: No, but it must be really hard if all you guys play.

Duncan: When did you get like this? It's like you've been going over to the dark-side bit by bit, so slowly that I didn't even notice when you morphed into a full fledged jackass.
Logan: I'm a jackass?
Duncan: Yeah. And I'm over it.
Logan: What? Are we breaking up now? You want your best friend charm back?

Veronica: I have to say, I was a bit miffed. I was this close to being able to say the butler did it.

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