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Airdate: Tuesday 1st May 2007
Time: 9PM
Channel: Trouble
With High School a distant memory, Veronica starts afresh at Hearst College but it isn't long before someone needs her help. New guy Piz has all his belongings stolen and Veronica is soon on the case, but with the Hearst campus rapist striking again, things turn from bad to worse. Meanwhile, Keith takes care of some unfinished business.
Moe (Andrew McClain)
Kendall Casablancas (Charisma Carpenter)
Donald Fagen (Joshua Harto)
Cormac Fitzpatrick (Jason Beghe)
Tim Foyle (James Jordan)
Professor Hank Landry (Patrick Fabian)
Vinnie Vanlowe (Ken Marino)
Professor Landry: Welcome to college, where it's okay to skip class... just not mine.
Cathy: Skip class? I'm gonna staple myself to the floor.
Professor Landry: So, how'd you figure it out?
Veronica: Murder on the Riverboat Queen was a murder- mystery-in-a-box game made by Wig-Wam Toys in the late '80s. Fans of the game set up message boards online that gave away details. I just ignored all the spoiler alerts, which I know is kind of douche-baggy, but...
Veronica: There is one thing I can't figure out though... What did you do for the extra ten minutes?
Veronica: You a bounty hunter, boy?
Logan: I really shouldn't have pushed for the Clint Eastwood marathon. Now I've ruined you. I didn't think it was possible to make you more butch. Stupid, stupid Logan. Well, wanna feel like a man, walk me to class?
Veronica: Carry your books?
Logan: Why not?
Keith: I hate you.
Veronica: You love me.
Keith: Yeah, but it's all instinct.
Veronica: Hmm, senility. That comes with age too, right?
Keith: I...can't remember.
Keith: Did you make any friends?
Veronica: Lord, no.
Keith: Enemies?
Veronica: Eee...
Keith: Yeah, well, it is a day that ends in a Y.
Veronica: Hey! You mess with the bull.
Keith: I'm afraid I put Backup in charge while I'm away, and he's been instructed to maul your boyfriend if he's here past midnight.
Veronica: Backup's in charge? What about the bitch he's been seeing? [Backup barks]
Wallace: Took this side. Hope that's cool.
Piz: Yeah, no sweat. I rarely wear clothes indoors. Hope that's cool.
Wallace: No, that's not cool at all.
Piz: This girl, she's, uh, she's our age and she's a detective. Is she also a cartoon?
Veronica: And you call yourselves college men. Where are the posters with beer and half-naked ladies?
Wallace: Oh, it's behind the case of porn and my shot glass collection.
Veronica: Doesn't look like they jimmied their way in.
Piz: It wasn't locked.
Veronica: College campus, all your worldly possessions. Where are you from, Brigadoon?
Piz: Portland! Or, well, just outside of Portland. It's a nice little suburb called Beaverton. Real salt of the earth people - you know, mini-van in every driveway, chicken in every pot.
Veronica: Where they never ask rhetorical questions?
Moe: All your stuff? Frak. That blows.
Veronica: Qu'est-ce que c'est? "Frak"?
Moe: No Battlestar Galactica fans in the mix, I see? Frak is the profanity of the future. I'm trying not to swear.
Veronica: That's very enlightened of you, Moe. So, what the frak is with this Hearst Welcome Wagon Committee?
Veronica: Women. Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.
Mac: Why can't they just look pretty and get their MRS degrees?
Mac: Irony of all ironies? Frozen from the waist down's new roommate? She's a one woman red light district.
Veronica: Really?
Mac: Every night since orientation she's been with some new dude. The phone rings every ten minutes. If college is a boy buffet, she's got two full plates and a purse full of boys wrapped in napkins.
Piz: Well, a Saturn for a Mars.
Veronica: In Neptune. Yeah, the planets really aligned for this one. Now....move your anus. The mercury's rising.
Veronica: So, gang, are we ready to rock?!
Mac: No.
Wallace: Not particularly.
Veronica: That's the spirit!
Parker: Whoo-hoo!
Mac: Parker's out somewhere with the Unwashed. I'll tell her that the Needs Hosed Down dropped by.
Piz: I might actually get my stuff back.
Veronica: I might actually get paid.
Veronica: Boom goes the dynamite.
Veronica: I figured out the knocking thing. You could've waited in your room.
New season. New credits. New theme. Well, a slower one than we're used to. Joining the regular cast are favourites Michael Muhney and Tina Majorino, as well as newcomers Julie Gonzalo and Chris Lowell.
Recognise teaching assistant Timothy Foyle? Maybe not without a gun in his hand. Actor James Jordan played Lucky in season two of the show.
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