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 • Charlie Don't Surf


Airdate: Tuesday 22nd May 2007
Time: 9PM
Channel: Trouble

Logan asks for Veronica's help when he finds his inheritance is disappearing fast. She discovers much of it is going to a man called Charlie Stone. Meanwhile, Keith investigates a case of a cheating husband.

 • Guest Stars

Nish (Chastity Dotson)
Harmony Chase (Laura San Giacomo)
Hsiang Chu (Parry Shen)
Chip Diller (David Tom)
Claire Nordhouse (Krista Kalmus)
Norman Phipps (Matt Czuchry)

 • Quotes

Veronica: This is a bad idea.
Keith: No, it's not.
Veronica: You only thinks it's not 'cause you came up with it.
Keith: Ergo, how could it be bad? Math, sweetie. Me plus idea equals good.

Veronica: No jokes. No innuendoes, no quips. Don't even think of alluding to having seen me naked or having touched any part of my body that does not have fingers.
Logan: Can I mention that my eyes adored you? I got it. No calling you bobcat, no talk of milky thighs.

Keith: Oh, what classes are you taking?
Veronica: Where is this going?
Keith: My end game is to find out what classes Logan is taking.

Keith: What then exactly am I allowed to ask Logan about?
Veronica: I...Hobbies?
Logan: Surfing.
Keith What's the attraction?
Veronica: Don't answer that.

Veronica: You're not showing me porn?
Logan: No.
Veronica: Is it a fuzzy, new-born kitten?

Logan: Go get 'em, bobcat.

Veronica: If you're not gonna shoo it out with a newspaper, I'm stepping on it.
Dick: Hey, buddy. Hope it's not weird me just showing up. I can't believe I've known you forever and you've never had me over.
Veronica: You left a flaming bag of dog poo in front of our door one time. That was kind of a play date.

Dick: You saw that article about the Pi Sig house, right? That girl Claire gets raped after one of our parties, and suddenly, school's all in a bunch. There's like this hearing scheduled to try to get us kicked off campus, and that's where you come in.
Veronica: I get to do the kickin'?
Dick: You get to be the spy who loves me. The guys were really impressed with how you cleared the frat of the rape last year.
Veronica: Were they? That means so little.

Dick: We're a frat. Why rape the cow when you're swimming in free milk?

Veronica: Umm, did you trip and fall onto sandalwood, musk, and a hint of spicy citrus or is that cologne?
Keith: It's aftershave. I'm going to traffic court.
Veronica: Sexy traffic court?

Keith: Nice shoes. You change your major to Women's Studies?
Veronica: Ha! Yuck it up, fancy pants.

Veronica: When entering a frat house full of accused rapists, the pants suit is a solid wardrobe choice. It's fashion's way of saying, "Move along, nothing to see here."

Charleston: Once the bank for the refreshment stand reached five hundred dollars, we were supposed to bring it up to Chip's room, right, 'cause he's in charge of the cash. So, I did but his door was locked. I heard noises, I started knocking, and then...then, like, Chip whips open the door, all pissed off and out of breath.
Veronica: 'Cause that's where his StairMaster is?
Charleston: He was buck naked and sweaty. Like I caught him in...
Veronica: Flagrante.
Charleston: No, in the middle of sex.

Logan: Hey, I'm sorry it took so long. I went out for Thai and ended up getting a massage. You should have been more specific.

Logan: Hey, you think I should dangle Kaufman out of a window by his ankles?
Veronica: How 'bout you numb your fury with grease and fat, until I can do a little more homework?
Logan: Reason, huh? Not sure I like it.
Veronica: Here's a fun thing to say to your beau. Mind if I go put the screws to someone?
Logan: Go ahead, screw your brains out.

Veronica: A problem is just an opportunity in disguise.

Veronica: Sad to see him go, but it's nice to watch him leave.

Dick: You're torturing me.
Veronica: Without even trying? God, I'm good.

Logan: Perfect timing. I think Lonely Telescope Guy is getting tired of me just mooning him.

Veronica: I heard you went to their haunted house. That must have been fun. Did you go as a hypocrite?
Nancy: I went with Claire because we heard there was a grope room.
Veronica: And you were looking for a little grab-assing?

Logan: She took you to see Thought Police on your birthday? Did she hate you?

Veronica: So, Bubbles. You feel like doing me a solid? Hmm?

Veronica: I was looking for the truth and I found it. You wanna nail someone to the wall, just to have someone nailed there, or do you want the person responsible to pay?

Veronica: Hey! Careful, man, there's a beverage here. (see Trivia)

 • Trivia

Veronica: "Hey! Careful, man, there's a beverage here." Rob Thomas is a a huge fan of cult film The Big Lebowski and often pays homage to it by using quotes in Veronica Mars. This is a famous quote from the film starring Jeff Bridges as The Dude.

Actress Laura San Giacomo (who plays Harmony) and Enrico Colantoni (Keith Mars) have shared the television screen before when they both appeared in it comedy Just Shoot Me.

The episode title is a reference to the famous quote from the film Apocalypse Now.

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