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 • Lord Of The Pis


Airdate: Tuesday 19th June 2007
Time: 9PM
Channel: Trouble

Selma Rose, the founder of Hearst College disappears the night she is due to cast a swing vote that will determine the fate of the Greek system on campus. Keith and Veronica investigate while Logan voices his concerns about Veronica's involvement in the rape case.

 • Guest Stars

Brant (Brian Kimmet)
Fern (Cher Ferreyra)
Hallie (Kerri Pratt)
Nish (Chastity Dotson)
Wilson Behan (Michael Charles Roman)
Chip Diller (David Tom)
Roger Hearst (Alan F. Smith)
Selma Hearst Rose (Patty Hearst)
Claire Nordhouse (Krista Kalmus)
Dean Cyrus O'Dell (Ed Begley Jr.)
Budd Rose (Charles Shaughnessy)

 • Quotes

Logan: Fine. Just stop digging around. Okay? No more looking into the serial rapes. No more putting your nose where it doesn't belong.
Veronica: My nose kind of belongs wherever I decide to put it.

Keith: You might want to stop yelling at my daughter.
Logan: Yeah? You might want to start.

Lamb: Dollars to doughnuts, you'll find her sobbing into a mojito at the club because she lost an earring.
Dean O'Dell: Well, you'd be the doughnut expert.

Veronica: Beer off your belly, hand out of your boxers. Put on some pants. I'm bringing home a visitor.

Dean O'Dell: Look, the Sheriff is an idiot. I've met smarter sandwiches.

Veronica: Hey, Fern. What up, girl?
Fern: What do you want, Buffy...Tiffany...whatever your name is?
Veronica: "The Female Voice in Celtic Literature." I am woman, hear me bore.

Deputy Sacks: Guess who's on the phone for you.
Lamb: Someone who wants to sit on hold while you play stupid games.

Dick: Actually...that kind of makes sense. Okay, I'm so not supposed to be telling you this, but it's way too good. So, not only did Chip get Kojaked, someone put a Roman numeral in one of those little plastic Easter eggs and stuck it in his where-the-sun-don't-shine place. And you know where that is.
Veronica: Worst Easter egg hunt ever.
Dick: Not a banner day for Chip Diller. He had to get one of the brothers to help unpack his suitcase.

Veronica: Do you know what he did with it?
Dick: If it's not in his hope chest, I'm thinking he threw it out.
Veronica: When is your garbage collected?
Dick: And you think I'm "repungent."
Veronica: Yes, Dick. Yes, I do.

Wallace: They glued "travel Scrabble" tiles?
Veronica: "CXI" and "CMIII."
Wallace: Inside a plastic Easter egg and stuck it...
Veronica: Halfway to China.
Wallace: I'm never going on another Easter egg hunt again.
Veronica: And I'm never playing Scrabble again.

Hallie: You're blocking my sun.
Veronica: Oh, is that yours? I'm so sorry.

Hallie: I'm Selma Rose's dog walker. So?
Veronica: You having a job? Shock right there. It requiring that you wear a plastic bag on your hand while waiting for Fido to kick out a lodger? That makes me dizzy.

Hallie: God! What's with all the questions? What's next? Do you want to know where I buried Jimmy Hoffman?
Veronica: Dustin's brother?

Keith: What do we call a tenth anniversary in the P.I. biz?
Veronica: Dine 'n' ditch.

Keith: This is my daughter, Veronica. She works with me...occasionally.
Veronica: Ryan. Tatum. When he gets in a jam, I make with the cute.

Veronica: As we speak. We found the perfect eyewitness to the "kidnapping."
Wallace: That's not me, is it?
Veronica: Whatever happened to "winter, spring, summer, or fall; all I got to do is call, and you'll be there"?
Wallace: Man, all my orifices just went on lockdown.

Logan: Look, I don't give a rat's ass if it's right or fair. I don't care if you're angry. I care that you're safe.
Veronica: That's all sweet and great, but it doesn't really work that way. It's not like this is all some new facet of my personality. You know who I am! You know what I do.
Logan: And?
Veronica: And...it isn't gonna change. And if you can't accept that, this isn't gonna work.
Logan: You know who I am. And you're constantly expecting me to change. And even right now, as you're thinking, "crap, he's got a point," you still think you're ultimately right. I love you, Veronica.

Dean O'Dell: I'm grateful for your help but a little surprised I didn't get a discount - repeat customer and all.
Keith: I didn't charge you for the photocopies or the stamps.
Dean O'Dell: Oh, that was nice.

Hallie: Budd Rose is more of a man than you could ever begin to handle.
Veronica: Slow down, Anna Nicole. You're skeeving me out. And the fact is I don't care if he's Ron Jeremy on wheels.

Nish: Well, I'm impressed with your tenacity, if not your politics.
Veronica: I can die happy.

 • Trivia

Once again, references to cult film The Big Lebowski play heavy in this episode with Budd being confined to a wheelchair and having a servant called Brandt

The episode title is a play on the famous book title Lord Of The Flies

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