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Airdate: Tuesday 26th June 2007
Time: 9PM
Channel: Trouble
Veronica discovers the identity of the rapist while Dean O'Dell thinks his wife is cheating on him and hires Keith to find out.
Drew (Charlie Koznick)
Mel (Jeremy Roberts)
Moe (Andrew McClain)
Nish (Chastity Dotson)
Chip Diller (David Tom)
Timothy Foyle (James Jordan)
Mercer Hayes (Ryan Devlin)
Professor Hank Landry (Patrick Fabian)
Claire Nordhouse (Krista Kalmus)
Cyrus O'Dell (Ed Belgey Jr.)
Mindy O'Dell (Jaime Ray Newman)
Veronica: Great job, Dick. I'm sure you won that debate.
Logan: Well, he's a master debater.
Dick: You two kiss, hold hands, head to the soda shop for some malts. I'm out of here.
Logan: But I'm always here...if you need anything. But you never need anything.
Dean O'Dell: Hot damn, I'm back in business. What would I do if you ever left me?
Weevil: Call human resources and have them send a replacement?
Dean O'Dell: Gonna be bored. I may be forced to speak to our children.
Veronica: I'm fine, seriously. I just told the two of you 'cause I figured you should know. I'm not looking for a pity party.
Wallace: That's good. I always get stuck blowing up the pity balloons.
Parker: A rape whistle, just in case.
Veronica: You actually think people would come a-running, huh? You have more faith in mankind than I do, my friend.
Dean O'Dell: You're a credit to the college, my dear.
Veronica: Well, aren't you warm and cuddly for being the most reviled man on campus?
Tim: Did I miss something? Are we working together now? Are we Starsky and Butch?
Veronica: Cagney and Pastey.
Keith: Soup? You know how I feel about soup. It's a side dish.
Veronica: There's a meat loaf in the oven.
Keith: Now we're talking.
Moe: I don't exactly know how to put this. It's the sort of thing that makes me hate being a resident advisor, but I have to ask. Someone has been leaving a surprise in the third stall every day for the past two weeks. This person apparently never learned how to flush, and it's my amateur medical opinion that he's also suffering from what must be a terminal disease. So?
Wallace: Not guilty, man.
Piz: Third stall stage right or stage left?
Moe: Stage right.
Piz: Yeah, not guilty, either.
Veronica: Howdy, boys. Anyone up for going to a Pi Sig blow-out? Beer and ladies and music and other stuff guys like, I'm sure. Fast cars, loose slots, electronic gadgetry, televised sports, pornography. Nothing? None of this grabs you?
Piz: We were already planning on going.
Wallace: I think everybody at Hearst is gonna be there.
Veronica: Awesome. Then you can help me out.
Wallace: Suddenly it sounds like a lot less fun.
Mac: Are you freaking kidding me? The Pi Sig mega apocalypse? Hump the furniture, party back to the Stone Age, fifty-keg bacchanalia?
Veronica: Sounds fun, right?
Mac: Will they let me in? I think all the glitter has come off my porn star tube top.
Veronica: Please, Mac. I could really use the help.
Mac: Resistance is futile.
Wallace: If you see a really cute girl and you want to dance with her?
Veronica: Dance. Just know that your libido caused some girl to get raped.
Wallace: That kinda takes the fun out of it.
Veronica: Hey, it's your life.
Wallace: Since when?
Drew: Looky here. My favourite drink tosser. I'm so happy you came to Hearst.
Wallace: Seriously, does anyone like you?
Veronica: Hi, Bonnie. So, where's your boyfriend tonight?
Bonnie: Do you see a ring?
Dick: Hey, Veronica. Where's your boyfriend tonight? Oh, wait, I'm so sorry. You don't have one anymore. Bummer.
Veronica: Man, when I look at the two of you, all I see are a couple of Petri dishes. My advice? Use protection, lots and lots of protection.
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