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 • Show Me The Monkey


Airdate: Tuesday 3rd July 2007
Time: 9PM
Channel: Trouble

A monkey goes missing from a research laboratory and Veronica finds herself trying to track it down - anything to keep her mind off Logan. Our favourite detective enlists the help of Mac and go undercover as members of an animal rights group, believed to be responsible for the monkey's sudden disappearance. Meanwhile, Keith is kept busy by Mindy O'Dell who believes her husband was murdered.

 • Guest Stars

Darla (Adriana DeMeo)
Emmy (Brittany Ishibashi)
Taylor (Chelsea Logan)
Ed Argent (Chip Joslin)
Chip Diller (David Tom)
Pauline Elliot (Linara Washington)
Gil Thomas Hardy (Eric Jungmann)
Professor Hank Landry (Patrick Fabian)
Mindy O'Dell (Jaime Ray Newman)
Amy Pope (Amelia Jean Alvarez)
Bronson Pope (Michael Mitchell)
Deputy Sacks (Brandon Hillock)

 • Quotes

Veronica: You should hire someone to do this.
Keith: Hey, you're lucky I'm not a farmer. You'd be out ploughing a field.

Veronica: What is manila anyway?
Keith: I don't know. Is it a substance, a colour maybe? "In the kitchen, we'll do a nice manila."
Veronica: I'd say more like, "by the time we dug him up, he turned manila."

Mac: Wow, this is one trashed lab. All that's missing is a big hole in the wall shaped like the Hulk.

Mac: Veronica.
Veronica: Mac. And the people coming to take me away.

Veronica: We're talking "monkey" as in...
Mac: "Touch my..."
Pauline: It's not just any monkey.
Veronica: Please tell me he plays piano.
Pauline: Twenty-five is a genetically altered capuchin monkey. Its uptake-inhibitor proteins have been coded to allow us to monitor cholesterol breakdown at a cellular level. And he can play "Chopsticks."
Veronica: Excellent.

Pauline: His research ID number is twenty-five. Yes, I know exactly who stole him. It was those damn fat kids.
Veronica: Because, I take it, monkeys are delicious? And, dude, "girth-challenged" is the preferred nomenclature.

Mac: I just can't wait for that moment when you're in a tree, going, "here, monkey, monkey," and holding out a banana, and then the branch breaks and hilarity ensues.

Veronica: If it ever had a face or parents, you can't wear it.
Mac: So my mollusc shoes are cool?

Mac: Oh, does this say "cruelty-free"?
Parker: It says, "I've given up. Don't look at me."

Mac: I come from a meat-and-potatoes kind of family, minus the potatoes. My first pacifier was made of jerky.

Piz: Everything north of San Francisco is just Thunderdome to you, isn't it?

Pauline: The only way to conclusively prove test results is through an autopsy.
Veronica: So that monkey good life includes a blindfold and a last smoke?

Emmy: You've got the A/C on full. If you want to see my nipples, just ask.

Veronica: It's an ongoing question in the private-eye game: "how naked are you willing to get for a case?"

Veronica: Okay, everybody, Canada is closing! Sorry. Border-control issues.

Chip: Where the hell you been?!
Dick: What? You think I just roll out of bed looking like this? It takes time.

Logan: Are we here to surf or swap hairdo secrets?

Parker: Mac, he tried to kiss you.
Mac: And my libidon't kicked in.
Veronica: Mac, he understands. He seems like a really great guy. Just a regular vegan JFK looking for his Mackie O.

Bronson: Um, I don't have the monkey, and I didn't free the rats. They just showed up.
Veronica: Like, in a tiny van with a sob story about needing a place to crash?

 • Trivia

Recognise the monkey? Her name is Katie and she played Marcel in Friends.

The episode is a play on the most famous line from the film Jerry Maguire; "Show me the money!"

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