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 • Poughkeepsie, Tramps and Thieves


Airdate: Tuesday 10th July 2007
Time: 9PM
Channel: Trouble

Veronica searches for a missing girl who is not all she appears to be. Keith digs deeper into Cyrus O'Dell's suicide and finds clues that point to murder.

 • Guest Stars

Brian (Richard Keith)
Fern (Cher Ferreyra)
Madame (Jackie Debatin)
Max (Adam Rose)
Nish (Chastity Dotson)
Wendy (Brianne Davis)
Claire Nordhouse (Krista Kalmus)
Deputy Sacks (Brandon Hillock)
Madison Sinclair (Amanda Noret)

 • Quotes

Lamb: Always looking for a crime where there isn't one. I think you need a new hobby, Keith.
Keith: Oh, I don't know. I find solving an investigation very relaxing. You should give it a try sometime.

Max: If you don't find her, I'm taking a bath with my blow-dryer.

Veronica: So we're straight, this girl you love: you don't know where she lives, who she's marrying, or, if I understand correctly, her name.
Max: I know her first name.
Veronica: A triumph.
Max: And she's from Poughkeepsie. She mentioned that.
Veronica: How do I put this delicately? Does she know who you are?

Veronica: You didn't get all sweaty in your Wookiee suit, did you?

Veronica: So, about the one that got away, she was dressed as a Cylon, and you only knew her as Six, right?

Max: Have a seat.
Veronica: No, thanks. It's easier to be nosy if I can mill about.

Max: Can you still find her?
Veronica: Um...yes. But she'll still be a prostitute.

Max: When I dropped her off at the airport, she had tears in her eyes.
Veronica: Are you sure she wasn't thinking of the cab fare back?

Veronica: It's like a Zagat Guide for hookers. How did people find sex before there was an internet? Whoa, overall looks we've got everything from "model material" to "tripple bagger."

Veronica: From 18,000 down to two. Your attention to detail has served us well, young Jedis. So, which blurry-faced, fatherless girl is she?

Veronica: I come home after a hard day at work, and there you are, lounging with your bonbons and your Harper's Bazaar. There better be some freshly pressed shirts in my closet, or so help me.

Veronica: What? You got nothing?
Keith: Hmm. Maybe I'm not in the mood.
Veronica: Amuse me, damn it. Amuse me now!

Veronica: Did the report say anything about the dean's office getting egged?
Keith: Nope, but then again, it looks like it was done by a tenth grader. I swear it might as well have heavy-metal band logos sketched in the margins.

Veronica: I think you're probably gonna have to handle this one yourself. If you go undercover as a student, no Daniel Boone jacket, no peace signs. The times, they have a-changed.

Keith: Will you be home for dinner?
Veronica: No, I'm meeting two hookers over at Logan's later.
Keith: On a school night?
Veronica: Off-peak hours. Save a few bucks.

Veronica: Man, quit bringing me down with your bourgeois hang-ups.

Veronica: Sorry, Lizette. Looks like we're gonna have to reschedule. Pay the girl, Max.
Logan: If we're paying her anyway...
Veronica: Honey?
Max: Sorry, I was looking for someone else.
Lizette: I'll live.
Logan: This is just wasteful.

Veronica: Did somebody order a PSE?

Veronica: Now, remember, when you rip off the breakaway pants, thrust your pelvis toward the bachelorette, okay? It's her special day.

Veronica: In case of emergency, break glass or blackmail.

Veronica: I just want to get to a place with you where we can be really intimate.
Logan: That's what the female praying mantis says before she bites the male's head off.

Madison: Um, do you have the thigh-highs with the seams up the back?
Veronica: I think I saw some between the pasties and the edible underwear.

Madison: You know, it's kind of smart of you to raid the sale rack like that. It's almost a waste for me to spend all this money on something that will be ripped right off of me.
Veronica: If you're trying to get Dick back, I don't think you have to work that hard. Seriously, a hefty bag and some duct tape, and he'd be good to go.

 • Trivia

The word "frak" is taken from Battlestar Galactica

Poughkeepsie is in New York

The episode title is a play on the Cher song Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves

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