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 • Postgame Mortem


Airdate: Tuesday 24th July 2007
Time: 9PM
Channel: Trouble

When Wallace's basketball coach is found dead, Keith is hired to investigate and help clear the coach's son's name. Logan is licking his wounds following the break-up with Veronica but soon finds himself entertaining a new lady friend.

 • Guest Stars

Mason (Robert Ri'Chard)
Mel (Jeremy Roberts)
Josh Barry (Jonathan Chase)
Kathleen Barry (Tracey Needham)
Coach Tom Barry (Matt McKenzie)
Heather Button (Juliette Goglia)
Professor Hank Landy (Patrick Fabian)
Cliff McCormack (Daran Norris)
Mindy O'Dell (Jaime Ray Newman)
Deputy Sacks (Brandon Hillock)

 • Quotes

Veronica: Well, look on the bright side.
Wallace: Of a twenty-point loss? In which the All-Conference small forward quit the team.
Veronica: Well, you did play a lot of minutes for a guy who had to quit the team first semester. That's a side, and it's somewhat bright.
Wallace: Me starting means Mason isn't. And that's been awkward.
Veronica: Why? If you're the better player...
Wallace: That's the thing. I'm not sure I am. It's just that Mason's always in the coach's doghouse, and I'm-
Veronica: You're you.
Wallace: So, he hasn't been speaking to me. Bright-side-wise, it's break-even at best. You get one more try.
Veronica: Well... I got nothing. Walk it off, Fennel.

Professor Corrigan: Mr. Casablancas, I don't suppose your buddy Logan Echolls is gracing us with his presence today.
Dick: Doubtful. When they remove a grapefruit-sized tumour, they really recommend bed rest.
Professor Corrigan: You might let him know that if he misses another class, he shouldn't bother showing up again. He'll fail automatically.
Dick: I'll let him know your prayers are with him.

Dick: So, in other news, I met this girl a couple weeks ago at a party. Hot! Like, volcanic hot. Like, I might have to use an oven mitt to feel her up.

Dick: Blink if you understand.

Dick: We're thinking about going to the swim team's beach blanket blow-out. You can wear your t-shirt that says, "I'd rather be home crying."

Keith: And don't worry about the sheriff. He has a long and proud history of being wrong.

Keith: It's as bad as she says? Lamb's going after the kid?
Cliff: Well, he was thinking very hard about it, or he really had to pee. It's hard to tell with that man.

Dick: People walk in, they don't think, "This little clean area is Dick's, and the hidden bottles of urine are Logan's." They think "Silence of the Lambs basement," and their desire to get naked near me takes a nose dive.

Logan: Try to stay out of the porn.
Heather: Gross.

Weevil: I don't know what to say. Gang kids are usually quite punctual.

Heather: I don't guess you have any extra-small clothes around? I'm starting to smell like you.

Heather: So, who was that on the phone?
Logan: Oh, just your brother-in-law.

Heather: Why is that girl your ex?
Logan: Because that's the nice thing you call people when you stop dating them.

Veronica: Dad, do me a favour.
Keith: Anything.
Veronica: Don't get murdered.
Keith: Honey.
Veronica: Because I couldn't live without you, and all I've been doing is thinking about what I would do if I didn't have you.

Heather: I can't believe you blew that. That was the most perfect opportunity. Why didn't you tell her how you feel?
Logan: Because I'm not eleven, and I'm not delusional. You don't know a single thing about love, Heather.

Logan: Well, with age comes wisdom. You know, you can play Mario Kart online. We should have a weekly game or something, keep you sharp.
Heather: Quit flirting with me, old man. I'm eleven.

Melinda: You called me a freak!
Dick: I called your toes freakish. I didn't call you a freak. It's supposed to go big toe, little toe, and then on down the line, not big toe, bigger toe.
Melinda: You really make me sick.
Dick: I make you sick? You're the freak.
Logan: Ahh, newlyweds.

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