• Un-American Graffiti Images

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 • Un-American Graffiti


Airdate: Tuesday 14th August 2007
Time: 9PM
Channel: Trouble

Veronica is hired by a restaurant owner who is the victim of racist graffiti. Whilst looking into the crime, she gets caught in the crossfire. Literally. Keith is on a mission to stamp out underage drinking and while cheking ID's, he catches Wallace and Piz using fake ones that could only have been provided by Veronica.

 • Guest Stars

Derek's Brother (Eric Laden)
Max (Adam Rose)
One Hour Photo Clerk (Fred Stoller)
Deputy Gills (KC Clyde)
Nasit Ben Hafayid (Haaz Sleiman)
Derek Karr (Cole Williams)
Amira Krimani (Azita Ghanizada)
Rashad Krimani (Anthony Azizi)
Sabirah Krimani (Carole Raphaelle Davis)
Mr. Murphy (Jack McGee)
Deputy Sacks (Brandon Hillock)

 • Quotes

Veronica: It's 8am. Shouldn't you be in a wet suit somewhere?
Logan: Early Poly Sci.
Veronica: And you're actually going?
Logan: Yeah. I even bought this amazing pen that accents text in neon colours.
Veronica: A highlighter!
Logan: Lots of advancements since the last time I buckled down. How 'bout you?
Veronica: Uh, "Violence in Early Adolescence."
Logan: Ah. Need me to autograph your textbook?

Keith: Look at these ads."Two for Tuesday," "It's Raining Gin"..."Dollar Shots Night"...
Veronica: Let me change first. Man, you party hard.

Keith: I have it on good authority that The Break and other campus-area bars on the list you're receiving are knowingly serving underage students. I want surprise checks in every one of these bars tonight.
Gills: Looks like my credit card statement.

Ronald: What does a criminologist do?
Veronica: Oh, grads usually go into work in law enforcement. I'm considering pursuing a career at the FBI.
Ronald: You're a girl.
Mrs Hills: Ronald.
Veronica: Actually, Ronald, did you know that on average, girls develop faster than boys and have higher levels of cognitive functioning, including math calculation, written language, and verbal fluency?
Ronald: So?
Veronica: Well put, Ronald. We need fireman, too.

Veronica: Say what again, I dare ya. I double dare ya.

Dick: Check it out. Two hot chicks I met on MySpace. Both in play. Both eager to meet the Dickster face-to-face. Question. And I need you to dig deep here. Which one do I invite?
Logan: Um...hmm. Lazy eye might work to your advantage.
Dick: Ha! Trick question! Just goes to show how whipped you are. The correct answer is "both."
Logan: And if they both show?
Dick: Then I do a quick heat check. Whichever's engine's running hotter gets Dick.
Logan: You mean "whomever's."
Dick: Whatever.

Mac: It just takes me back to high school. Remember, Logan? We stood at the same lunch table and made fun of all the fat kids.
Logan: I'm sorry. We went to the same high school?
Mac: Uh, yeah. We ran over that fisherman and promised to take the secret to our graves.
Logan: I remember the fisherman.
Mac: Remember? You bet your friends you could turn me into a super hot prom date as a joke, but you ended up falling in love with me?
Logan: Nope. Lost it.

Parker: Hey, my birthday party. You can come, right?
Veronica: You know me. If there's a birthday party, I'm wearing a pointy hat.

Veronica: What do you say I swing by your place early, and you hit me on the head with a hammer a couple times before we go.
Mac: Not that I wouldn't love to finally cross that off my to-do list, I promised Parker and Logan that I'd help them set up. Wanna come?
Veronica: Raincheck. I'll find reinforcements elsewhere.

Veronica: Hi, um, my boyfriend is a tad embarrassed to pick up the photos we just dropped off. There are a few special-moments-with-special-friends type shots. Men! It's all rah-rah-rah until you find yourself in an all night phot-mat. Um, how much do we owe you?
Photo Clerk: That's your boyfriend?
Veronica: Yeah. It's like I'm dating a young Omar Sharif. Desert fever, what are you going to do. Um, are they ready?

Piz: I got twenty bucks that says you can whip my ass and make me like it.
Miranda: Well, I do like a confident man.

Piz: Uh, Mr., uh, Sheriff Mars!
Keith: Hello, Stosh. What do you say we head out. Have a few beers.
Piz: It's one of those trick questions, isn't it?
Keith: I've got some new IDs for you. Wallace!
Piz: This picture is Jon Bon Jovi.
Keith: Yes. It is.
Wallace: Biggie Smalls? We don't really all look alike, Mr. Mars.
Keith: I know that, Wallace. Now, let's go out and get our drink on.

Piz: Non-alcoholic beer. All the peeing, none of the fun.

Piz: Plus, if things work out with Miranda, this could be one of those cool first-time-we-met stories.
Wallace: What about it is cool? And by the way, you invited her to join us at Logan's party. Your lack of pimp juice is going to cost you, son.

Keith: Last night, I ordered another sweep of the bars. Smith, Jones, Taylor, Gills. Clean out your lockers, you're fired.
Gills: You're firing us? You're the substitute teacher. We were hired by Don Lamb. I know these guys better than you do, Keith. You try to pull this stunt, we all walk.
Keith: Fair enough. There's the door.
Gills: You don't have the stones.
Keith: Leave your badge on the desk and get the hell out of my station.

Veronica: Things I'd rather do than attend this party solo. Seven minutes of heaven with Scott Peterson...
Dick: Hold the door!
Veronica: Ride the space elevator with Dick...
Dick: Always the lady. You came. Good for you. Thought something like this would be unbelievably awkward.
Veronica: Your fly's open.
Dick: I know. Party ritual.

Dick: Veronica Mars! What's that line about the beginning of some sort of friendship?

Veronica: Why are you looking at me like that?
Mac: Sorry. I was afraid you were trying to get back at Logan somehow by coming as Dick's date.
Veronica: Ew. Yeah, nothing says "I'm over you" like dating down.

Lisa: I loved the quote you have up on your MySpace page. What was it again?
Dick: "The Dude abides." I don't know about you but I take comfort in that.

 • Trivia

Dick's MySpace quote, "The Dude abides" is from The Big Lebowski, the cult movie which is often referred to in Veronica Mars

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