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 • Debasement Tapes


Airdate: Tuesday 21st August 2007
Time: 9PM
Channel: Trouble

Piz is given the job of escorting his musical idol, Desmond Fellows who visits the campus to perform live. But when his backing vocal tapes go missing, Piz hires Veronica to find them. Just as Keith was thinking he'll win the race to be Sheriff, a very unlikely candidate runs against him.

 • Guest Stars

Max (Adam Rose)
Danny Boyd (Taylor Sheridan)
Deputy Leo D'Amato (Max Greenfield)
Bronson Pope (Michael Mitchell)
Deputy Sacks (Brandon Hillock)
Professor Grace Schaffer (Suzanne Cryer)
Vinnie Vanlowe (Ken Marino)
Trish Vaughn (Lindsey McKeon)

 • Quotes

Wallace: You want me to have this talk? Am I a twelve-year-old girl?
Veronica: No. But you're drinking Fresca and watching Joan Crawford movies.

Keith: It's official. Two fewer burglaries this month than last.
Veronica: I smell trend.

Veronica: Me? I'm not ordering good boy while wishing I ordered bad boy.
Mac: No. You gave up bad boy but keep asking for samples of good boy.

Logan: I need to present a viable business plan for a class. I need a lowest-common-denominator website with a simple, interactive element that I can build a business plan around. You can put this together in your sleep. I'll pay.
Mac: And the catch?
Logan: It's due Monday morning.
Mac: I'll need red bull and liquorice.

Caller: How do you live with yourself?
Desmond: Well, I drink heavily, and I abuse drugs.

Dick: Don't put the best asses at the top. Make people hunt for 'em.
Logan: I compiled studies of browsing behaviours and drew up ratios of..
Dick: But you don't want them too hidden. If you can't find the good ones, you'll feel cheated.
Mac: And his role in this enterprise?
Dick: Consultant. I'm an ass expert.
Logan: Yes, except for the expert part.
Dick: I'm an ass? Who would you ask for advice about lions, a lion or a gerbil? Gerbil, you say? No, you would ask a lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions. So...okay. I don't see how you hope to launch a website about hot asses without me, but fine. It's Friday night. If I walk long enough in a straight line, I'll hit a party.

Dick: Drew Barrymore.
Desmond: Yeah.
Dick: Rose McGowan.
Desmond: Ooh. Yes.
Dick: Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Desmond: Twice.
Dick: Dude, you are my idol. Who are you?

Veronica: It's weird. Like you said, normal Piz. Like...nothing ever happened.
Wallace: Which bothers you because making out with you is supposed to be some life-changing experience.
Veronica: I don't know. I just... Why are we talking about this?
Wallace: I thought you loved these kind of conversations.
Veronica: No.
Wallace: I was hoping we could follow it up with a cuteness countdown of the Baldwin brothers.
Veronica: I hope we're still friends after I taser you.

Keith: "Revolution," "Hey, Jude," these were real songs, man. "Norwegian Wood."
Desmond: I...sorry. I'm sorry. I used to know a rent boy from Oslo who called himself that.

Keith: Veronica, could you have Sacks bring me the leg irons?
Veronica: Come on, Dad. Let it be.

Logan: Should I get a camera? There's got to be someone that'll pay to see this hot nerd-on-nerd action.

Veronica: Okay. I'm apologising. I'm sorry for thinking you were guilty.
Jeff: I don't accept your apology.
Veronica: I'll live.

Mac: If I do say so, a...mmm-ass-terpiece.

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