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 • Weevils Wobble But They Don't Go Down


Airdate: Tuesday 28th August 2007
Time: 9PM
Channel: Trouble

Veronica comes to the aid of Weevil when he is arrested for selling fake credit cards on campus. He claims he is being framed. It's Keith versus Vinnie in the election race, and Dick starts to deal with the death of his brother Beaver...sorry, Cassidy. A sex tape of Veronica finds its way on to the internet.

 • Guest Stars

Jenny Budosh (Dianna Agron)
Jalisa Jones (Tangie Ambrose)
Karin Mackay (Lauren Bowles)
Russell Marchant (Patrick Fischler)
Abigail Montgomery (Sagie Thompson)
Patrick Nickerson (Travis Van Winkle)
Professor David Winkler (Michael B. Silver)

 • Quotes

Mac: He wants to date you and be near you? Greedy little bugger.

Mac: Have you considered letting Piz know you're bummed about the prospect of being apart from him this summer?
Veronica: Simple, direct, honest? Mac, that's almost crazy enough to work!

Mac: What's with the food police?
Veronica: She has the right to remain famished.

Keith: Two Dean's-list college students picked you out of a line-up. Your being an ex-con isn't gonna help things.
Weevil: Do I get a phone call? Er, what's Veronica's number?

Veronica: Why do you think they're fingering you?
Weevil: 'Cause I'm easy, easy like Sunday morning. Ex-con and all.
Veronica: Except they'd have to know you were an ex-con. Have you been going around campus sharing the story of your personal journey?
Weevil: Only in your criminology class when you asked me to.
Veronica: Oh, yeah, right. Oops.

Veronica: Both witnesses, the bright-eyed, freshly scrubbed types juries love, claim you met them at one in the basement of the history building.
Weevil: One? That's my lunch break.
Veronica: Which you spend daily with your co-workers, all of whom will eagerly vouch for you?
Weevil: Which I usually spend in my car, napping.

Veronica: What happened to the courtesy knock?
Keith: What happened to whalebone corsets and courting chaperones?

Keith: What time is the show?
Piz: Bright and early eight o'clock.
Keith: Fine. If you think Vinnie is willing to miss his morning cartoons, I'll be there.

Veronica: As long as you're in a munificent mood, how about buying the office a new answering machine?
Piz: Munificent?
Keith: What's wrong with the old one?
Veronica: The Yoders have one just like it.
Keith: Who are the Yoders?
Veronica: The Amish family in 3B.
Keith: You may have gone digital, but I remain firmly analogue.
Veronica: No, I'm digital. You remain firmly cheap.

Veronica: You touch anything, pick anything up?
Weevil: No, I don't think so.
Marchant: You were fired. You are not permitted on Hearst property. I'm calling security.
Weevil: Wait a minute. I did pick up an envelope on the suit's desk. Um, it had his home address on it. I'm not sure what good that'll do me.

Mac: Miss Mars uses Venus razor.
Veronica: Because if she doesn't, her legs look like Pluto's.
Mac: And she's down-to-earth, to boot.

Veronica: I think I read in Teen People that a clean leg shave will make that special boy sit up and take notice.
Mac: I read in FHM that boys like bare breasts.
Veronica: Interesting. I did not know that. Bare breasts, you say? Hmm.

Mac: Hey, did anyone else hear there's gonna be a Matchbox 20 reunion show?
Piz: So? Rob Thomas is a whore.
Mac: Yeah.

Dick: Man, this new wet suit's like a cheap motel. No ballroom.

Piz: I'm so nervous. This is totally knotting up my inner nerd.
Mac: Wait, you have an inner one?

Dick: Hey, hey! Look who's slumming it at the beach. What's up, hot legs? Ow!
Mac: Score one for Teen People.

Veronica: I guess you're all asking yourself why I called this meeting......What? That's comedy gold.

Jenny: She's calling her dad, the sheriff.
Veronica: Good call, Jenny. See, you're not here just for your looks.
Patrick: Hang up. Please. We can work this out. Yeah, you can be one of us.
Veronica: Is this where you turn me into a vampire?

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