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Airdate: Thursday 8th June 2006
Time: 8PM
Channel: Living TV

With summer over and the traumatic confrontation and capture of Aaron Echolls behind her, Veronica attempts to live a normal life. But when Wallace is thrown off the basketball team for testing positive for drugs, Veronica is pulled back into the investigation business in order to clear his name.

The not-so-sleepy town of Neptune is rocked by a major event that will change the lives of many forever, including Veronica's.

After a long wait, UK viewers will finally get the answer to the question that has been bugging them since the season one finale aired; "Who was at the door?" Was it Duncan? Logan? Wallace? Or maybe someone else? All will be revealed in the unmissable opening episode of the gripping drama.

 • Guest Stars

Kendall Casablancas (Charisma Carpenter)
Vice Principal Van Clemmons (Duane Daniels)
Vincent "Butters" Clemmons (Adam Hendershott)
Terrence Cook (Jeffrey Sams)
Deputy Leo D'Amato (Max Greenfield)
Ms. Dumass (Naima Mora)
Gia Goodman (Krysten Ritter)
Woody Goodman (Steve Guttenberg)
Meg Manning (Alona Tal)
Kelvin Moore (Charles Duckworth)
Felix Toombs (Brad Bufanda)

 • Quotes

Kelvin: You're an 09er now. You went and landed yourself some rich boyfriend. And last year was just some-some big old act for you. You gotta pick sides in this town these days. You picked yours.

Veronica: What, no biscotti?

Cute As A Bug Manager: Your dad's hot.

Veronica: Seniors rule!

Wallace: I failed my drug test. I'm booted from athletics for the whole year.
Veronica: You don't do drugs.
Wallace: No duh, Sherlock. And it wasn't just me. Five of us total failed--and Jimmy Day, our starting quarterback, he passed it. And everybody saw him blazing one up down on the boardwalk.

Veronica: Just when I think I'm out, they pull me back in.

Wallace: Believe it or not, I didn't sign up for a second year of office aide.
Veronica: Yeah, that doesn't work for me.

Logan: Hey, babe.

Meg: Did you want something?
Veronica: Well, I heard that you were kicked off the cheerleading squad.
Meg: Yeah, but you know me, I'm a major stoner. It was really affecting me too. I was like "Let's go, let's go, L.E.T.S...der...."

Veronica: I know a twenty-four-year-old floozie who thinks you're hot.
Keith: This floozie, did you get her digits?

Keith: So, senior year. How was your first day of school, honey?
Veronica: Great. I beat up a freshman, stole his lunch money and then skipped out after lunch.
Keith: What, no premarital sex?
Veronica: Oh, yeah, yes. But don't worry, Dad, I swear you're gonna like these guys.
Keith: That's my girl.

Wallace: Permanent files are in that brownish-beige filing cabinet.
Veronica: I can't believe after a year of working here, you don't know the make and model of the filing cabinet.
Wallace: Yeah, it is hard to believe. Usually, memorizing that information is the first thing I do when I enter a room containing a filing cabinet.

Wallace: [in a Jamaican accent] Yah, mon, maybe I smoke so much ganga I don't even remember doing it.

Wallace: Spirit b.... Spirit boxes, the day of the back-to-school athletics banquet there were spirit boxes in our lockers. There weren't any brownies in there, but there were cookies.
Veronica: Did you eat one?
Wallace: I ate six.
Veronica: That's my Wallace.

Veronica: I should go, because my dad is probably watching us through a telescope.
Logan: He's probably impressed with your virtue.
Veronica: And that telescope is mounted on a rifle.

Logan: What I'm trying to say is I'm in love with you.
Veronica: The things guys will say to get past second base.

Keith: What's up, honey?
Veronica: Wallace is having a little trouble giving me a urine sample.
Keith: Can't you talk on the phone and paint your nails like other girls?

Veronica: I suppose it's true. In Neptune these days, you're forced to choose sides.

Dick: Don't make me go in there and get all "Ordinary People" on you, Beav.
Cassidy: The older brother drowns, dumbass.

Logan: I'm gonna miss you.

Logan: My mom is dead! My girlfriend is dead! My dad is a murderer, and the only person I still care about is dumping me. You think I'm having fun?

Logan: Hey, ah, can Dick and Beaver come out and play?

Dick: Miss Dumbass.
Ms. Dumass: It's "Dumazz," Dick.
Dick: Well, my name's pronounced "Re-shard"

Dick:Hey, who's the lovely young flower blossoming into womanhood?
Duncan: Let me guess. You want to pluck her?

Duncan: You don't owe her anything. You didn't do anything to her.
Veronica: You are so not a girl.

Lilly: Come on, dorkus

Gia: It just went straight off the cliff. It didn't even slow down. They're all dead.

Veronica: This is Neptune. Nothing happens accidentally.

 • Trivia

This episode was originally entitled "Urine Trouble".

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