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Airdate: Thursday 22nd June 2006
Time: 8PM
Channel: Living TV

Secrets are revealed in Neptune after Cassidy "Beaver" Casablancas asks for Veronica's help to find out if Kendall is having an affair.

Wallace starts to date Jackie, much to the disappointment of Veronica.

Veronica accidentally comes across something both shocking and disturbing that leaves her desperate to get to the bottom of the bus crash.

 • Guest Stars

"Big Dick" Casablancas (David Starzyk)
Kendall Casablancas (Charisma Carpenter)
Alicia Fennel (Erica Gimpel)
Sheriff Don Lamb (Michael Muhney)
David "Curly" Moran (Adam Bitterman)
Samuel Nelson Pope (Michael Kostroff)
Deputy Sacks (Brandon Hillock)

 • Quotes

Dick: Uh, sure you're not looking for the Future Bootlickers of America?

Veronica: So who are we exploiting now?
Duncan: The workers.
Veronica: Exxcellent.

Veronica: It looks like it's always looked. The rich get richer, and everybody else hopes for scholarships.

Veronica: Unfortunately, there are no laws against exploiting rich and horny middle-aged men.
Cassidy: Yeah? Well, the prenup doesn't allow her to cheat on him either. I found a condom wrapper in the couch.
Veronica: Hardly a smoking gun, given your brother's proclivities.

Deputy Sacks: Sheriff wants to ask you some questions.
Veronica: My answer was final. I will not go to prom with him.

Lamb: So, I guess you know why you're here. You wanna tell me about it?
Veronica: Okay. I confess. God, you're good! I have no idea why I'm here, but I'm sure my dad was interested to know why you hauled his daughter in and subjected her to the crime-busting stare for no apparent reason.
Lamb: He didn't need to know that you were here. You're eighteen now, kiddo, you're an adult.
Veronica: Well that makes one of us. So are you gonna tell me why I'm here or should I just sit back and enjoy your impression of a mildly-constipated David Caruso.
Lamb: What can you tell me about your relationship with this man?
[Lamb passes Veronica a file]
Veronica: Ah yes, I remember that summer. He was a roadie for Whitesnake; I was singing back-up for Boyz II Men. They said it would never work, but...

Keith: I'm a good candidate. I've been sheriff before. I know where the office is. I look great in the hat. And I am a local celebrity, you know, with a book currently hovering at number ninety-seven on the New York Times best sellers list.

Keith: What? I thought you liked jazz. Is it Kenny G? He ruined it for you?

Veronica: Child in the room, hands at your sides, please.

Veronica: So, now that you've filed the official divorce papers from Mom, are you taking Wallace's mom to Chicago to propose to her?
Keith: Honey...
Veronica: Don't think I won't rifle through your luggage for that ring.
Keith: There is no ring.
Veronica: Promise bracelet? Pre-engagement pendant? Earrings? Anything that according to the hip-hop cognoscente can be qualified as "bling."

Wallace: What are you looking at?
Veronica: Just...tawdriness.
Wallace: What are you looking at now?
Veronica: The opposite of tawdriness. Wallace and his pudding cup.

Wallace: You met Jackie, right?
Veronica: I didn't realize you were lunch buddies.
Wallace: I'm going for lunch buddies with privileges. Help a brother out.
Veronica: Well if you wanna play in her league, you'd better hide your little pudding.
Wallace: Hey, I like her, okay? Retract claws.
Veronica: Claws, what claws?

Cassidy: Damn, that's cold, she's doing it on one of my dad's own properties. This isn't enough. They could be doing anything behind that door.
Veronica: Oh, you sweet simple boy.

Pope: Congratulations, FBLAers. You are now worth exactly one million dollars.
Logan: What? You mean I've lost money? Heads will roll.

Dick: Dad's pulling in thirty-five percent returns? Dude, I'm the one that's retiring.
Pope: I'll alert the dog track.

Logan: Didn't plug her right the first time, huh?

Logan: I hate him too, you know.

Veronica: How can Jackie stand the non-stop excitement of being herself?

Veronica: And your ass looks totally awesome, by the way.

Keith: I'd love to have underlings and deputies other than my daughter. She's really no good at wrestling the hopped-up meth-heads into the back of the car.

Jackie: Oh, hey, Veronica.
Veronica: Hey, Jackie and...Random Dude.

Logan [voicemail message]: This is Logan with today's inspirational message. "To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best." William M. Thackeray.

Logan: Right, and so you storm out in a burst of professionalism.

Logan: Ah, if this is what you call storming out, I'm not sure you understand the concept.

Veronica: The bus crash. It was meant for me. They all died because of me.

 • Trivia

The British receive a salute in this episode when Veronica, Duncan, Wallace and Jackie hook up to watch the BBC production of Pride and Prejudice which starred Colin Firth.

"The Long Haul" movie poster in the Echolls house states the film was by John Enbom. John Enbom is actually a writer on Veronica Mars and the name is often used in the show. It is also the name of a character who attends Neptune High.

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