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Airdate: Thursday 13th July 2006
Time: 8PM
Channel: Living TV

Keith anxiously awaits the results of the Sheriff race while an old acquaintance from Veronica's past begs her for help in finding his missing daughter. Logan lands himself in trouble with the police which leads to a confrontation.

 • Guest Stars

Douglas (Joss Whedon)
Stacy (Kim Stoltz)
Hector Cortez (Patrick Wolfe)
Aaron Echolls (Harry Hamlin)
Gia Goodman (Krysten Ritter)
Sheriff Don Lamb (Michael Muhney)
Cliff McCormack (Daran Norris)
Eduardo "Thumper" Orozco (James Molina)
Deputy Sacks (Brandon Hillock)
Clarence Wiedman (Christopher B. Duncan)

 • Quotes

Cliff: Uh, you're out of cocktail weenies, and I'm out of cocktail.
Veronica: We're out of gin.
Cliff: I'm not particular. Whatever it is, make it a double.


Dick: Dude. My stepmom?
Logan: I'm a total piece of crap.
Dick: Better you than the cable guy, I guess. And I'd be lying to say if I never perved on your mom while she was prancin' around the pool in that hardly-there bikini of hers.
Logan: Great. So, no hard feelings?
Dick: No, she gave me a few.

Keith: I've got Cliff to keep me company, right Cliff?
Cliff: Right. I promise to hold his hair back if he has to make sick in the toilet.

Veronica: Dick is just...Dick.

Sacks: Sheriff would like to have a word with you.
Logan: And I'd like to be the cream filling of an Olsen twin sandwich, but...

Logan: Oh, wow, I'm stunned. You like me! You really like me! Well first, I'd just like to say the other, uh, nominees are all such wonderfully gifted criminals. And I wanna thank my agent and my publicist, for always shooting me from the left side.

Lamb: You might want to get a lawyer.
Logan: What, for this charade? Just get me the first sober public defender you find in the hall, put the bail on my black AmEx, and call me a limo.


Mike: Well, one night we're at this club, right, one of these places that drop this foam crap on you at midnight. So we're there, we're hangin' out, they drop the foam, and...that was the last I saw of her.
Veronica: Did you check under the foam?

Logan: So, my tax dollars at work. Where were you, getting thirds at the Crazy Girls lunch buffet?
Cliff: Actually, they discontinued the buffet. Some health code thing.

Cliff: June 27th, you gave testimony saying you couldn't remember a thing. Now he comes forward saying he saw you, bloody knife in hand, ranting like a maniac over a dead body.
Logan: And what exactly did I say, huh?
Cliff: The expletive racial expletive had it maternal expletive coming.

Veronica: Cliffy. Need a quick favour.
Cliff: No can do. I'm right in the middle...
Veronica: Cliff, come on, you owe me.
Cliff: I owe you? Who unconfiscated all your fake college IDs?
Veronica: Who got the Lincoln out of your ex's name?
Cliff: Well, who helped put that lien against Lee's Walk-In Donut?
Veronica: And who proved that stripper was colour-blind?
Cliff: Okay, who am I calling and what am I giving them?

Veronica: Nothing melts an operator's heart like an overwrought Fred MacMurray. You're a stud, Cliff.

Aaron: Come on, Logan. Let me help you. Let me call some guys down at the firm.
Logan: They gave me a lawyer.
Aaron: A real lawyer, not some public servant with a mail-order diploma and a three hundred dollar suit.
Cliff: Two for five hundred, actually, but your point remains valid.

Cliff: Judge Bloom and I schvitz at the same gym. I'll be billing you for a case of cohibas and a four-handed Thai massage. There's also the matter of a two hundred thousand dollar bond, so: chip, how 'bout you thank me by takin' the old block's advice? Get a new lawyer.
Logan: Well, you're kinda winnin' me over.

Veronica: What are you the head of again?

Veronica: No need to call yourself to escort me out. You know I know the drill.

Hector: I mean, my little brother the other day asked me if it's true that PCH stands for Panty Club for Homos.

Logan: The best thing about two days in jail? Two days' worth of Ellen on the TiVo. That's sweet viewing.

Lamb: That's gonna mess up your TiVo.

Veronica: But if it's true, if...Aaron was really trying to take out a witness, then that means all those kids died because of me. And trying to figure it out is the only thing keeping me from going insane crazy. Otherwise I'd just obsess about it twenty-four hours a day.
Keith: Yeah. I know the feeling. It's called being a parent.

Keith: Oh, it's an unofficial visit. Just me and the guard who will deny I was ever here.
Aaron: Ah.

Aaron: Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. You think I had something to do with the crash? Hoo. Hoo hoo, you are priceless, Keith! You know, did they give you enough press, you'd find a way to put me on the grassy knoll.

Veronica: Wow. Where'd you learn that interrogation technique?
Wiedman: Harvard. That's a pretty convincing hysterical routine you got. Where'd you learn that?
Veronica: Watching cheerleading tryout results.

Logan: What is their word for "paper"?
Dick: Uh, pay-pair-o.

Veronica: In a family full of well-intentioned lies, one more won't hurt.

Logan: It's the sweater, isn't it? Chicks can't resist argyle.
Veronica: Please let go of me.
Logan: Ever the tease.

 • Trivia

This is the first episode that the character of Wallace does not appear in.

After Joss Whedon famously declared his love for Veronica Mars by calling it, "Best. Show. Ever", he landed a guest appearance in this episode as Douglas, the car rental guy.

Kim from America's Next Top Model won a challenge on the UPN show to appear as a guest on Veronica Mars. She played Stacy.

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