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 • Ain't No Magic Mountain High Enough


Airdate: Thursday 31st August 2006
Time: 8PM
Channel: Living TV

Jackie suffers humiliation at the hands of her fellow students. Even the teachers get in on the act when the money from the Winter Carnival goes missing and all fingers point to her. Meanwhile, her Father, Terrence Cook goes to Keith in order to clear his name in connection with the bus crash, and Logan gets distracted by a new face.

 • Guest Stars

Corny (Jonathan Chesner)
Hannah (Jessy Schram)
Thumper (James Molina)
Cora Briggs (Dana Davis)
Principal Clemmons (Duane Daniels)
Terrence Cook (Jeffrey D. Sams)
Tom Griffith (Rick Peters)
Ms. Hauser (Kari Coleman)
Cindy "Mac" MacKenzie (Tina Majorino)
J.B. Riley (Jake Sandvig)
Madison Sinclair (Amanda Noret)

 • Quotes

Veronica: Oh, Madison, you have a little...
Madison: What? Brown? Because I'm a brown-noser?
Veronica: No. Glitter. Because you're a [girlishly] fairy princess.

Dick: How lucky am I that I got Terrence Cook to sign that ball for me before he blew up my classmates. It's going to be worth so much more than that napkin O.J. signed for me at the claim jumper.

Veronica: Get your ice cold frozen...sugar water.
Logan: You had me at "ice cold."
Veronica: What's your poison?
Logan: Ah, emotionally unavailable women. Let's see...uh, I want something that suits my mood.
Veronica: Oooh, I'm sorry. We're all out of liquid evil.
Logan: I'll take two of whatever will turn my tongue blue.
Veronica: Hot date?
Logan: Rain check?

Logan: Oh, the rich. How they mock you.

Veronica: There's a fifty dollar bill?
Logan: Had them made special. The hoi polloi. They don't know what they want until I have it.

Ms. Hauser: In less than three minutes, Veronica Mars has lost all the senior trip money.
Veronica: Is that a record?

Hannah: Uh, you don't take physics, do you?
Logan: I have a tattoo of Newton's second law right on my heart.

Terrence: I read your book, Mr. Mars. I, I couldn't put it down.
Keith: Yeah, well, if you read it carefully you might remember the famous guy went to jail in the end of that one.

Veronica: Jackie. Really, you're wasting your time trying to prove something to these people.
Jackie: Yeah. And when people thought the worst of your dad, you just took it lying down. Right?

Logan: I couldn't help but notice that you are separated from the herd. And I'm concerned, you know, predators and all that.
Hannah: Well, I can take care of myself.
Logan: Well that's a shame.

Logan: You know I'm only ever going to call you princess now.
Hannah: No you're not.
Logan: Princess. I am.

Logan: Go tell 'em you want to play with me for a little while.
Hannah: What makes you think I want to?
Logan: What makes you think it's a good idea to pretend you don't?

Ms. Hauser: Veronica Mars, you are just trouble. All caps, underlined, written in bold.

Ms. Hauser: Not a lot of people carry twelve grand on them.
Dick: Uh, I never leave the house without at least thirteen.

Dick: Oh, look at him. Have I taught him nothing? He�s like some neutered-eunuch-nerd drone.

Veronica: Look who I found. Miss Trashy-Trash. We marked your words before, and I don�t know if you know this, but they formed this, like, totally false accusation. I know � yikes. I figured you might welcome the opportunity to apologize.
Ms. Hauser: You didn�t steal the money. I�m sorry.
Veronica: Totally worth it.

Veronica: I found this in a copy machine.
Ms. Hauser: Where did you get this? This is my exam.
Veronica: In the copy machine. Am I still speaking English?
Jackie: Mm-hmm.
Clemmons: What were you doing at the copy machine?
Veronica: Making coffee.

Veronica: And for my next trick, I will take J.B. into the hallway, whisper a few magic words, and when we return, he�ll confess.
J.B.: Yeah, yeah, that�ll happen.

J.B.: I stole the test.
Veronica: Ta-daaaaaa!

Veronica: Buck up, Maddie. Senior trip is back on, sister. Six grand � we�re Magic Mountain bound. Oh, you know there�s a ride called the Viper, right? Isn�t that, like, your mother ship?

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