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 • The Rapes Of Graff


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Airdate: Thursday 21st September 2006
Time: 8PM
Channel: Living TV

Veronica joins Wallace for a tour around Hearst College, only to bump into a shady character from her past who is accused of rape on campus. Cliff finds himself in a compromising position and calls on Keith for help. Meanwhile, Logan's troubles continue to get worse.

 • Guest Stars

Dean (Michael Cera)
Stacy (Alia Shawkat)
Danny Boyd (Tayler Sheridan)
Chip Diller (David Tom)
Hannah Griffith (Jessy Schram)
Tom Griffith (Rick Peters)
Sheriff Don Lamb (Michael Muhney)
Cliff McCormack (Daran Norris)
Madison Sinclair (Amanda Noret)
Troy Vandergraff (Aaron Ashmore)

 • Quotes

Wallace: Man, you believe it about Logan? That guy's like a cat.
Veronica: You mean useless and selfish?

Wallace: Just wish I knew how he does it.
Veronica: That's funny. I do know how he does it, and I wish I didn't.

Veronica: Do I care? Really, Troy, you're just water under the bridge. Duplicitous, evil water.

Dick: Dude, so, we hanging this weekend, or that chick still have your sac locked up in her Easy Bake Oven?

Logan: We? What happened to Madison?
Dick: Bailed. According to her friend, she met someone more mature.
Logan: Where, at Lego Land?
Dick: Whatever, man. Maturity's like one of the two most over-rated things on the planet.
Logan: The other being?
Dick: Chicks.

Drew: Damn! Grow a sense of humor, you crazy bitch!
Veronica: I would, if something funny would ever happen.

Veronica: So, you're no longer evil. You're stupid. Congratulations.

Dean: Hey, my pro-fros. Fun party, huh?
Wallace: Not bad. I actually talked to a cute girl about Kierkegaard. Made me wish I knew something about Kierkegaard.

Wallace: There goes your water.

Keith: I don't see why you couldn't just open the door.
Cliff: It�s a funny story, actually. Just, please, don't judge. You can laugh privately, later.

Keith: How did you call me?
Cliff: Acrobatically. I might have pulled a hamstring.

Veronica: If I decide you're guilty, I'll help hold the hammer while they nail you to the wall.

Keith: My god, Cliff, you're like a wild animal. Is that what the kids call motorboatin'?
Cliff: I have a zest for life. So sue me.

Veronica: Nice. A little more vomit and a dead donkey and you've got a cover spread in Modern Squalor magazine.

Veronica: If you can't give me anything more to go on, you might need to get used to it.
Troy: My name and number. I left my name and number on her message board. I mean, would I really do that if I had just raped her and shaved off all her hair?
Veronica: So I could go check and your name and number would be there?
Troy: Or maybe you could just believe me.
Veronica: I'll check.

Veronica: Hi. I'm looking for someone. She would have come in for a wig during the past couple of months.
Tori: Can you narrow it down, hon? We get a lot of--
Veronica: Her head would have been completely shaved.
Tori: Oh, chemo.
Veronica: She decided to give up on treatment and run away from home.
Tori: Oh. There was a girl a month ago.
Veronica: Do you have a name?
Tori: You don't know her name? Because we don't just give out custom--
Veronica: Ma'am, she's run away. She's scared and she's alone. We don't even want to know how she's making her money. She's given up on life. And she thinks she's sparing us the pain, but not knowing where she is or what name she's using or whether she's safe, it's torture. Please, ma'am, she's my sister.
Tori: I'm sorry. This girl was Hawaiian.
Veronica: Oh.

Lamb: So, what, this isn't blackmail? She's 18. That's legal.
Keith: Sounds like a swell campaign slogan for the next election.

Chip: Bird Dawg. Do you want to show this young lady out?
Veronica: Thanks, I know the way. Oh, and you might want to get your clippers, because unless being electrocuted counts, Bird Dawg here never scored these 240 points.
Drew: It was 210.
Veronica: You undercounted the sassy.

Wallace: That's Veronica Mars. Making friends and influencing people wherever she goes. See, if you come here next year, you�ve already got enemies. Just feel right at home.

Veronica: Dad. Your hooker's here.
Keith: Escort, honey. So, why don't you go to your room and do your, uh, blog, whatever you kids do.

Cliff: But, hey, nice work. I really thought..it was all real.
Sugar: Just the welts, honey.

Keith: So, you know if you go to Hearst, you could come home and do your laundry on weekends, and we can talk about Nietzsche, the French Revolution, boys, whatever.
Veronica: I told you, Dad, I am going far, far away. It's a deal breaker.
Keith: Hearst is ten whole exits.
Veronica: What do you know about plastic explosives?
Keith: Well, that's what I like: a good segue.

Veronica: So, the contest winner gets to push that thing, you know, that thing like Bugs Bunny always pushes, and the stadium explodes?
Foreman: A plunger, right, but if we did our work right, the stadium implodes.

Veronica: One more question: is it just a coincidence that Danny Boyd works here, or do I now have to add the Fitzpatricks to the list of people who could have framed Terrence Cook or even crashed the bus.

 • Trivia

The title of this episode is a play on the The Grapes of Wrath, the famous Pulitzer Prize winning novel by John Steinbeck.

The Rapes of Grath guest stars Alia Shawkat and Michael Cera, both stars of the US show Arrested Development.

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