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 • Never Mind The Buttocks


Airdate: Thursday 12th October 2006
Time: 8PM
Channel: Living TV

Harry, a fellow student, wants Veronica to help him find the owner of the car who ran over his dog Apache. The Aaron Echolls trial is fast approaching leaving Aaron's attorney asking Veronica a lot of questions, including some about Duncan. Wallace invites someone to the prom while Keith finds himself in grave danger.

 • Guest Stars

 • Quotes

Lavoie: You said you saw Mr. Echolls and Miss Kane having sex on the videotape.
Veronica: That's right.
Lavoie: The actual act of intercourse?
Veronica: A sheet was covering them, but the motion of their bodies suggested copulation.
Lavoie: It just looked like sex.
Veronica: And sounded like sex.
Lavoie: Is this an area you have a particular knowledge in, Miss Mars?
Cliff: [warning tone] Mr. Lavoie--
Lavoie: Well, she said it looked as though they were having sex. I need to make sure she knows what sex looks like.
Cliff: I'm sure Ms. Mars has had the required sexual education course provided by Neptune High School.
Veronica: I got an A minus. Plus, I watch Animal Planet.

Keith: Prepare to have your mind blown. Are you ready?
Veronica: Think back eighteen years: small, blonde, baby. Born ready.

Mac: Please, respect the business model, Veronica. I do the gadgets. You do the actual espionage.

Veronica: I don't know if waiting for Clemmons to go to lunch qualifies as espionage but setting off his secretary's car alarm, pure Bond.

Veronica: Any particular reason you needed the The Anarchist Cookbook.
Weevil: Yeah. I tried making the Survivalist Stew. Didn't much care for it.

Harry: It there anyway I could pay you with meat?

Veronica: There's no way you're working that hard. You heard me coming and turned off South Beach, didn't you?
Keith: Can you think of any reason Logan Echolls would have gotten three calls from Kendall on the day of the crash.
Veronica: Well, let's see. I believe the Latin term is coitus sordidus.
Keith: They were sleeping together? That was weeks before Kendall's husband fled the country.
Veronica: Logan may be a little fuzzy on the Commandments.

Logan: As a rule I like to start every school day with a hot blonde waiting for me in the parking lot.
Veronica: Me too!
Logan: I'm not blonde.
Veronica: Or hot.

Logan: Man, you're obsessed with my sex life. Do I need to start carrying around a webcam from now on?
Veronica: Logan!
Logan: Day of the crash, day of the crash...uh. I'd really have to consult my Feelings Journal to be sure.

Logan: Anything else? Oh. I, uh, I got to second base with Tammy Forrester in eighth grade in Duncan's closet. And last summer, I made this townie girl moan without even using my hands. Is any of this relevant? Should I make a list?

Wallace: Why you so worried about what other people think? I mean, you're already that girl whose dad blew up the kids. Think anyone's out there saying, "Yeah, but at least she keeps her hands off of other girls' ex-boyfriends"?

Veronica: Can you tell me where I can find Harry?
Billy: What'll you give me?
Veronica: Two bits, four bits, six bits, a dollar? And as a bonus, I won't beat you silly.

Veronica: I hate fake deer too. Every time I see their stupid fake deer faces I wanna grab a shotgun and go all Cheney on 'em.

Veronica: Do you have some deep-seated deer issues you wanna talk about?

Keith: Okay, honey. Now prepare to be impressed.
Veronica: Dad, you've shown me your yearbook. The whole Rick Springfield feathered hair thing, it looked awesome on you. But those days are over, and it's time to move on.

Keith: Admit it! The old man's got some P.I. chops.

Weevil: Cervando. I loved the guy, but he was book-smart and street-dumb. He was telling anybody who'd listen how he'd hustled Liam Fitzpatrick and word was out that Liam was looking for him. I had his back, just in case. You believe me?
Veronica: How could I not when you're battin' those Maybelline lashes at me?

Liam: Oh, my, my, my. Well, maybe it is true about the luck of the Irish. Keith Mars. On the wrong end of a robbery in progress. Unbelievable. Hey! You wanna make a run for it, it'll just help sell my story when the crime scene investigators show up.
Keith: Liam. Don't do this, please. I have a daughter.
Liam: We've met. Sweet girl. I'll keep an eye on her when you're gone.

Veronica: Move or you�re a hood ornament!

Veronica: Ah, thanks, Mac.
Mac: I'm not speaking to you. Butters asked if he should rent a room for Prom night. I'm doing this for your dad. Mr. Mars, what else can I do for you?
Keith: You mind printing every email, every document?
Mac: Your word is my Shift-Command. Little computer humor for you, there.
Veronica: I liked it better when you weren't speaking to me.

 • Trivia

Veronica: I hate fake deer too. Every time I see their stupid fake deer faces I wanna grab a shotgun and go all Cheney on 'em. - So why was this our QOTW and what makes it so funny? US Vice President Dick Cheney was involved in a shooting incident in early 2006 whilst hunting at Armstrong Ranch in South Texas. Cheney accidentally sprayed 78 year-old Harry Whittington with shotgun pellets, hitting him in the cheek, neck and chest. Mr. Whittington was released from hospital after a short stay.

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