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• Look Who's Stalking

Airdate: Thursday 19th October 2006
Time: 8PM
Channel: Living TV

Veronica helps Gia who suspects she is being stalked while Keith is called upon by Woody to help cover up a scandal. Logan arranges an alterna-prom after Principal Clemmons cancels Neptune High's Prom.

• Quotes

Veronica: What debutante bit you and turned you into a prom zombie?

Mac: He's picking me up in a Hummer limousine. We're having dinner on a replica pirate ship and I suspect he's hired a zeppelin for the ride home. I'm gonna fill my pockets with rocks, get a good grip on your ankle and I'm gonna jump off the top of a mountain.

Gia: Hey. Have you ever been stalked?
Veronica: As a matter of fact.
Gia: Because someone's stalking me. I was hoping you might have some tips or something.
Veronica: Dancing around in your underwear with the curtains open is always good. And it you're in chat rooms, and they suggest meeting face to face, do it in an abandoned railroad car down by the river side.

Veronica: Mrs C! I trust you're well.
Kendall: Oh well, if it isn't little Miss Teen Getaway. Your dad and I were just dealing with a little trouble.
Veronica: Like Trouble, with a capital T that rhymes with C that stands for--
Keith: Veronica!
Veronica: I was gonna say cute.

Veronica: Cameras are on the roof so if this guy followed you here, we should be able to spot him.
Gia: Wow! How Mission: Impossible. I feel like at any moment Tom Cruise is gonna dangle from the ceiling on cables.
Veronica: Great. Now I won't be able to sleep. I hope he doesn't try to marry me.

Veronica: Hey, how's it goin'?
Logan: Oh, this is gonna be good.
Veronica: What?
Logan: Ah, you have that "I'd rather be making out with a broken bottle" look. Which if history serves, means you're about to say something awkward.
Veronica: This? This is my "I'd rather be spelunking" look. It's like you don't know me at all.

Veronica: So...you remember Duncan.
Logan: Right, blue eyes?
Veronica: Right.
Logan: Yes.
Veronica: You wouldn't happen to know if he was with...and by with I mean with, uhhh, someone other than Meg?
Logan: Well, there was this one girl. She was uh, blonde, petite. Smelled of marshmallows and promises.
Veronica: Promises?
Logan: Yep.
Veronica: That's the name of my perfume!

Logan: Duncan didn't talk about his sex life much though. But he�d blush and shower a lot. That's how you�d know he was getting some.
Veronica: Well, I'm going to miss these moments.

Veronica: Wow, you and your drunk 09er buddies get the prom cancelled, and then use your inherited wealth to throw a private prom.
Logan: When you say it like that it sounds unjust.
Veronica: How does it sound when you say it?
Logan: Mm, glamorous. So...are you coming? What? You'd rather be spelunking?
Veronica: No! I�d rather be strapped down on an ant hill!

Veronica: Okay. I have news. The senior memories once thought lost forever can, in fact, be generated after all, albeit in a slightly degraded form. The rich kids are throwing a private replacement prom.
Wallace:: Damn, they're just privatizing everything these days.

Veronica: Please don't give us the tux speech again.
Wallace:: What? You mean, how when I put on a tux, I make James Bond look like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel?

Logan: Who you taking to the alterna-prom?
Dick: Well, I considered a lot of chicks, but finally figured I'd just go stag. I mean, it's not the prom: it's the alterna-prom. Why narrow my options?
Logan: You were shot down, huh?
Dick: It's like a conspiracy.
Logan: It's a good thing we're graduating. Sounds like you've hit that point where every girl in school knows you.

Veronica: So Neptune has to keep us?
Keith:: What's a yacht without barnacles?

Mr. Wu: Mr. Echolls, so glad you could join us. Late.
Logan: [to Veronica] And that is what happens when you never get laid.

Veronica: Mac:, you really do look...
Mac: Don't distract me. I'm planning how to kill you and make it look like an accident.

Lamb: What are you looking at, nutjob?
Keith:: Cut him some slack, Don.
Lamb: I wasn't talking to him, Keith.
Lucky: I don't think he likes you.

Madison: So, I guess you're here alone since Duncan, like, ran away, or whatever.
Veronica: You mean, took it on the lam? 'Cause I can't imagine what that's like. Can you? Being on the Lamb? Think you'd just want to close your eyes and pray for it all to end. You'd have the cops crawling all over you. Right? What do you think, Madison?

Dick: Ronnie, what do you think the odds are of you and me hooking up by the end of the night?
Veronica: I happen to have them right here. They are...a googolplex to one.

Logan: You know, I'm surprised, Veronica. And as a keen observer of the human condition, I thought you saw through people better than that. Bimbos? That's not me anymore.
Veronica: So what are you like now?
Logan: You know. Tortured. Ever since I had my heart broke.
Veronica: Hannah really did do a number on you, huh?
Logan: Come on, you know I'm not talking about Hannah. I thought our story was epic, you know? You and me.
Veronica: Epic how?
Logan: Spanning years and continents. Lives ruined, bloodshed, epic. But summer's almost here. And we won't see each other at all. Then you'll leave town then...it's over.
Veronica: Logan...
Logan: I'm sorry. About last summer. You know, if I could do it over...
Veronica: Come on. Ruined lives, bloodshed? You really think a relationship should be that hard?
Logan: No one writes songs about the ones that come easy.
Veronica: I have to go. I have to go.

Logan: Hello.
Veronica: First let me say that I'm sorry for running out last night like I did. I was a bit overwhelmed; I needed to collect my thoughts, think about what you said.
Logan: Veronica...
Veronica: Look, let me just get this out. I don't want to lose you from my life either. And I'm not saying I'm ready to dive back into anything, but after graduation, let's make it a point to see each other. See where that takes us. I remember what you said about our relationship being epic. Oh, God.
Logan: Last night was kind of a blur.
Kendall: Is that our room service? No. Just Veronica Mars. What a disappointment. Come on. Let's get you cleaned up. Bye, Veronica.
Logan: Look, whatever I said, I...You should know...
Veronica: Stop.

• Trivia

This episode was originally entitled See You Next Tuesday which was then changed to Look Who's Stalking Now which was then shortened.

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